Denzel

Have to ask Anne.

Thought you would've had your usual - Turkey Twizzlers with a side order of Smiley Faces, washed down with as much Sunny D as you can manage.

No chance; it's usurped 'My First Cucumber' as my favourite DVD.

Pete's been on CK's 'adventure soup' methinks.

There's no reasoning behind my reply, I just need to have the final say on everything. Harumph.

ASDA's not bad for a bit of a fry-up mind.

Oooh, you can fall out with people you know.

Harbinger of doom.

Motorway greasy spoons are the glue which keeps Britain together.

That means nowt man, every half-arsed folk rocker from the area's been in Lindisfarne at some point or another.

Smooth. I like it.

Dave, we forgive you. Outbursts of common sense are to applauded.

Couldn't agree more.

I'll be sure to check the posters everytime I walk past.

The Tavern you mean?!

It's some sort of spirit - I would hazard an opinion at Netto vodka.

Looks like the lad had been taking pugilism tips from the Colonel.

I just don't see the point in taking an amateur into a situation where they are criticised by a professional chef. What's the point? Of course the food isn't going to be good enough, that's why you sods charge exorbitant fees in your restaurants.

Liza Tarbuck's knockers:- Rabbits - great pets, and you can eat them too Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - funny as funk Mull Historical Society - singer/songwriter in 'not miserable' shocker Jose 'Pepe' Reina - comedy goalkeeping Steven Harper would be proud of A Flock of Seagulls - principally, the video for 'I Ran' Mental as Anything's 'Live it Up' - see above Setanta Sports - watching the Old Firm derby - for nowt! Guinness - got the taste for it again; it's all about the craic, apparently ITV3 - Lovejoy Richard Keys (now depilated) hands:- Influenza - the menopause with a sore throat attached Daddy longlegs - what did you do before lightbulbs were invented? Titus Bramble - oh dear Match of the Day - 'first off, we're at Stamford Bridge...', yawn Mates with twisty-arsed, opinionated bitches in tow - give them a slap, that's how they learn Dogging - it's become too fashionable; Johnny-come-lately's stay away (no pun intended) Pink - cheer up and stop shootin' on woman Heartburn - not as enjoyable as Heartbeat Celebrity Masterchef - what next? 'Celebrity First-fix Joiner?' 'Celebrity Bricklaying Squad?' Slugs - slimy little sods

You said you enjoyed it.

How could I forget such an important thing like that?

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

No, but she nearly choked on my bratwurst.

They'll find you....they always do.

Did the mirkin get washed as well?