Denzel
-
Posts
2,311 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
8
Content Type
Forums
Gallery
Events
Shop
News
Audio Archive
Timeline
Everything posted by Denzel
-
Yeah, everyone's under the impression you're offering me a fish supper.
-
Oh dear.
-
-
Anywhere Nice To Dine Around Here?
Denzel replied to BarLassofBedlington's topic in Talk of the Town
Verdi's - utter, utter !*!@#. Ashianna - distinctly average on the three occasions I've been there. Just get a takeaway. -
Aye, hats off to the Doyphy's. It's good to know Ted's not a jaffa.
-
Should've just given her a slap. Women appreciate that sort of thing. (Dons tin hat.....)
-
What's the deal like?!
-
Yeah, good job he wasn't drinking in the Tavern or he'd have drowned.
-
Are you on drugs?
-
Hoy the little sod in a bag, tie it up and throw it in the river. Bye-bye cat litter brouhaha.
-
I'm afraid I'll have to pass up on that kind offer!
-
I should hope so.
-
And let's keep it that way. Keep the foreigners out.
-
Pencil Neck had the sideways gallop on.
-
Yeah, take them to the Market Tavern, where a cheery smile awaits the thirsty traveller.
-
Yep, Captain Palatick reporting for duty sir.
-
Nope they did the trick.
-
Did you make it home safe yesterday?
-
No it's not. Liar.
-
They're on my head at this very moment! Nice baccy stain on them.
-
Howay man, I'm starting to find this endless plugging of Bedlington Bears a tad intrusive.
-
Where's ya wheelie bin?
-
The kid wasn't daft.
-
I was. And damn good it was too.
-
They were on sale in Chahal's Emporium for the princely sum of £1 per case. Business never sleeps.