Cympil

you can just picture it :lol:

are you not at the bingo tonight Pete?

a dar ye

more like the Klu Klux Klan Bedlingtonians

Like this one A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?" :lol: :lol:

Ha Ha you couldn`t resist could you

What`s that mean? a) I`m talking poo b)You`ve got a mouthful of poo c) Something else?

He`s trying to be funny,just ignore him,he`ll go away

Where am i gonna take me That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds parcels to

i was once charged £30 for going overdrawn,i had took some cash out of the cash machine,which when i checked the balance said i had more than enough to cover it,next thing i know they charged me 30 quid for the privilege..needless to say,i was straight to the bank demanding they hand over all me savings coz i was closing my account,they turned round and said "you can`t do that",i said "it`s my effing money,i think you`ll find i can do that"...haha,the look on their faces

Summic like that,a bunch of business men from Bedlington were paying this 15 year old simpleton from Haig road for sexual favours,i don`t think the dentist from the Oval was involved though

the one on the right must be where she keeps the kids

A divint nah,but you could house an army in there and still have space :lol:

Great idea Pete! You should be the leader,i would vote for you

Are they large enough

Haven`t a clue..it`s probaly off all the tab smoke

favourite boozer??? none..i don`t drink alcohol That Market Tavern wants to tidy itself up though,it`s letting the whole street down

Aye..and very friendly it is too,not like this miserable !*!@#-hole Just as well i`m here really innit

you use a dentist in Jesmond? They`re all private dentists there aren`t they? You must have plenty cash!!

I second that! It`s better in your pocket than theirs

That IE7 is chronic,i`ve had nowt but bother since i put that on me comp

so did you get drunk last night then?

Your wishes have been granted! Mongo has his own Bedlington forum

hope not

Wey i suppose she`s got to live somewhere,Bedlington`s as good a place as any