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That's the last one Merc'. Well done. In fact well done to everyone. Thought I'd try something new and you all came through.

Since Mercuryg and Keith seem to be the main answerers!!!! I think they should get a joint prize.

This will be posted as soon as I do a risk assessment lads. Better get your hard hats out - watch this space.

and to all you other critters there's more cunning connections to come - another new theme, me thinks.

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Okay, Keith and Mercuryg here is you much waited for prize.

You will be representing Great Britain in the Alaskan Annual Wrestling Gala – AAWG. There you will be part of a tag team pitted against two of the local wrestlers.

I have posted photos of your opponents who are eager to eat you….meet you. The photos were sent by their promoter – Honest John, who said they were taken during a fancy dress contest at Juneau. They look a bit rough and ready but my money is on you lads, I mean, come on, two Geordies against a couple of wusses in bear suits…no contests.

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Now lads, I want a clean fight, no kicking, no gouging no biting…well there's leeway on the last one…The bouts last fifteen minutes each… or until the losing side is digested….defeated.

The gala is sponsored by the Alasakan Recreational Summer Events Department (ARSED) who have confirmed the festival will run until they run out of opponents.

So do your best, Keith and Merc' and get your fifteen minutes of fame, it may be your last…er moment of glory.

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Erm, will this happen before, or after, I have plummeted onto the streets of Paris?

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I can't remember. I had this bang on the head when........when.......doing something.........

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Well done Malcolm & Foxy, it is indeed Al Pacino.

But the female.....No, nay, never.....try agin you jayhawkers.

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(PS. did Al Pacino ever play Leonard Cohen, and if not why not, he looks like him. I vaguely recall Dustin Hoffman playing him!)

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Okay, Keith and Mercuryg here is you much waited for prize.

You will be representing Great Britain in the Alaskan Annual Wrestling Gala – AAWG. There you will be part of a tag team pitted against two of the local wrestlers.

I have posted photos of your opponents who are eager to eat you….meet you. The photos were sent by their promoter – Honest John, who said they were taken during a fancy dress contest at Juneau. They look a bit rough and ready but my money is on you lads, I mean, come on, two Geordies against a couple of wusses in bear suits…no contests.

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Now lads, I want a clean fight, no kicking, no gouging no biting…well there's leeway on the last one…The bouts last fifteen minutes each… or until the losing side is digested….defeated.

The gala is sponsored by the Alasakan Recreational Summer Events Department (ARSED) who have confirmed the festival will run until they run out of opponents.

So do your best, Keith and Merc' and get your fifteen minutes of fame, it may be your last…er moment of glory.

RIGHT !!!!!! Bear wrestling suit, bought at Argooose. Bring it on BRUIN !!
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I didn't mean Kate Winslet. I have Kate on the brain. I mean Kiera Knightly.

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WWWWWWWWWWWWRONG.

But yes, Malcolm, you are looking for someone of the Thespian profession. The silvercreen is not unknown to her ilk. Here's a bit more of her.

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Hoi, Malcolm Robinson, stop pinching my photies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it bang to rights. It was Anjelica Huston.

Now seeing as how it was a Hollywood theme I am going to give you a grand prize. Not only that i am giving you the choice of three options. We are going to realistically recreate three scenes from three films and you are going to act one of them out in real time! And you get to pick which one!!!

Here are the three...

Quint's death scene from JAWS.

Kane's indegestion problem in ALIEN.

Burt Lancaster's love scene in FROM HERE TO ETERNITY.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

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