Denzel

Just move in with me.

Give her a slap; she can tell her mother she walked into a door.

I'm eccentric, what more can I say. Peasants.

Cheers hinny, thanks for washing them for me. See you tonight.

If they do we'll certainly here about it on here.

It was Mr Watchorn man. And the Northumbrian Pipes sound !*!@#. Fact.

He's got a great surname. We could commission him to draw some litter on the ground. Post-ironic art, if you will.

Rattle that sabre Norma! Is the grafitti still there - 'old Sylvia the cow'?

No, I need to sell the !*!@# . Not really into stickers and stuff on cars - 'Baby on Board' in particular gets my goat. So what like?

I knew what you meant Brian, don't worry about the occupants of Pedant's Corner.

Need a photographer?!

It'll go ahead. All councils are meant to hand their housing stock over to a council dunded ALMO in order to receive grants to improve housing.

We're millionaires.

What was his name?

She got it on new year's eve.

Losing your touch Pete!

He had dreams about you.

You're my target audience Pete!

Wind ya neck in bonny lad!

A lovely song. Where's Jan Francis when you need her?

Chips are going well, but the cacciatore con coniglio is struggling.

This gushing sentimentality has brought a tear to my eye. I love you all, I love you crazily.

Basically, what you are saying is you left a lump of rock in the road? Surely you could have picked it up and placed it out of harm's way? Not good enough.

Go and give her the 'special present' you got.

I'm back and raring to go Pete!